Lyrics

Roaches In My Pants

I got roaches in my pants
And a monkey on my back
My head is full of lice
Just a little sacrifice
Roaches on my back
Monkey in my pants

Don’t wanna, don’t gotta
sleep all night
Might wanna banana
but it’s not ripe.

Now I’m drinking Ipecac
As a matter of fact
I got roaches in my pants
I got roaches in my pants
Just a little vomit
Or something on it

Don’t wanna, don’t gotta
sleep all night
Might wanna banana
but it’s not ripe

Joe Godsil

When Joe Godsil farts
he can shatter the walls
He got his wife pregnant
so he thinks he has balls
He likes to hang out
at the Silver Fox
Where he likes to check out
the buns of the jocks

Now Joe Godsil thinks he’s bad
He planted his sperm
and now he’s a dad
He wants to go to Vegas
to gamble his ass
But we don’t want to take him
’cuz he won’t smoke grass

He thought he could play
basketball
He’s the big brother so
he thought he was tall
He spotted his brothers
18 points
But he wouldn’t even smoke
any joints

He makes a living
down at the court
If you offer him coke
he won’t even snort
He likes to run
around the track
But you’ll never catch him
smoking crack

He won’t take heroin
he won’t take speed
He won’t drop acid
and he won’t smoke weed
He won’t take heroin
He won’t take speed
He won’t drop acid
and he won’t smoke weed

I Met A Girl

I met a girl I can’t live without
When I sleep I dream about
The day she’ll call me on the telephone
And we kiss when we are all alone

My friends think I’m stupid
My friends think I am lame
Just because I love her and
I don’t know her name

One day we’re gonna walk through the mall
Today I’m waiting for her call
One day we’re gonna share an ice cream cone
But today I’m sitting by the telephone

My friends think I’m stupid
My friends think I am lame
Just because I love her and
I don’t know her name

Saturday night and there’s nothing on TV
She went out but she didn’t go with me
When I sleep I dream about
A girl I met and can’t live without

I met a girl that I can’t live without
I met a girl that I can’t live without
I met a girl that I can’t live without
I met a girl that I can’t live without
I met a girl that I can’t live without

Cross-Dresser

Sometimes I pray, just to bite my tongue
Got nothing to say, but I like the taste of blood
It hurts at first the pain slowly numbs
Quench my thirst with a plate of crumbs

Concrete feels kind of soft
Did you laugh or did you cough?
Somehow I got lost
Making the sign of the cross
Making the sign of the cross, Cross-dresser.

I look in the mirror and the mirror looks at me
My eyes are open, but I cannot see
My lipstick smeared, wiped across my cheek
Friday comes, forget the rest of the week

Concrete feels kind of soft
Did you laugh or did you cough?
Somehow I got lost
Making the sign of the cross
Making the sign of the cross, Cross-dresser.

Sometimes I pray, just to bite my tongue
Got nothing to say, but I like the taste of blood
It hurts at first the pain slowly numbs
Quench my thirst with a plate of crumbs

Concrete feels kind of soft.
Did you laugh or did you cough?
Somehow I got lost.
Making the sign of the cross
Making the sign of the cross, Cross-dresser.

Rice Krispie Treat

You’re my
Rice Krispie treat
Rice Krispie treat
Rice Krispie treat
Rice Krispie treat
Rice Krispie treat
Rice Krispie treat

Kind of gooey
Kind of sweet

Rice Krispie treat
Rice Krispie treat
Rice Krispie treat
Rice Krispie treat

When I bite your nose
crunch crunch
crunch crunch
When I bite your toes
crunch crunch
crunch crunch

Rice Krispie treat
Rice Krispie treat
Rice Krispie treat
Rice Krispie treat

I want your arms
like Lucky Charms
I want your arms
like Lucky Charms

Rice Krispie treat
Rice Krispie treat
Rice Krispie treat
Rice Krispie treat

Turtlehead

I’ve got a turtlehead
You’ve got a turtlehead
She’s got a turtlehead too
Let’s go to the turtlehead zoo

Cold Wind Blowing

Cold wind is blowing
and I’m thinking of you again
The hard rain is falling
and I’m thinking of you again
The cold wind is blowing
and I’m thinking of you again
The hard rain is falling
and I’m thinking of you again

I miss you…
I miss you…

The full moon is shining
and I’m thinking of you tonight
The radio is playing
and I feel alright
The full moon is shining
and I’m thinking of you tonight
The radio is playing
and I feel alright

Plate Of Spaghetti

I know you think you have to talk to me
I know you really think you do
I know you think you have to talk to me
But I can’t talk to you

Can’t you see I’m not ready
I’ve got me a plate of spaghetti
Can’t you see I’m not ready
I’ve got me a plate of spaghetti

Phone Jesus

To drink at Maggie’s you need Phone Jesus
Have nagging party smoke weed Phone Jesus
To drink at Maggie’s you need Phone Jesus
Have nagging party smoke weed Phone Jesus

Saints and sinners eat my splinters
As hot as summer as cool as winter
Saints and sinners eat my splinters
As hot as summer as cool as winter

Phone Jesus Phone Jesus Phone Jesus
Phone Jesus Phone Jesus Phone Jesus

Two devil kids thrashing on the Phone Jesus
Cursing to hell the chapel Phone Jesus
Two devil kids thrashing on the Phone Jesus
Cursing to hell the chapel Phone Jesus

I care I love I send my only one
Turn the other cheek I am the son
I care I love I send my only one
Turn the other cheek I am the son

Phone Jesus Phone Jesus Phone Jesus
Phone Jesus Phone Jesus Phone Jesus

Flinging slinging and a kid hangs swinging
Death and God and his eyes are singing
Flinging slinging and a kid hangs swinging
Death and God and his eyes are singing

You better be lying or I’ll take you to church
If you exorcise you will be lurched
You better be lying or I’ll take you to church
If you exercise you will be lurched

Phone Jesus Phone Jesus Phone Jesus
Phone Jesus Phone Jesus Phone Jesus

Nelson’s Choking

ChaCha’s drinking a glass of Nyquil
Choking on a birth control pill
Everybody is in a hurry
To hear a song by Anne Murray
LSD and cigarette smoke
Wash it down with a Diet Coke
Another sandwich another drink
Throwing up in the kitchen sink

Nelson’s choking give me a knife
I’ll cut off his head to save his life
Nelson’s choking give me a knife
I’ll cut off his head to save his life

Turning purple turning blue
He can’t breathe what will I do
Grab him by the throat
Pull his hair take off his coat
It must be a chicken bone
Dial 911 on the telephone
Start dancing it’s only a joke
Drink another can of Diet Coke

Nelson’s choking give me a knife
I’ll cut off his head to save his life
Nelson’s choking give me a knife
I’ll cut off his head to save his life

Chacha’s drinking a glass of Nyquil

Packy

There’s a boy that goes to my school
Packy was his name
We were mean and we were cruel
We drove him insane
Greasy hair and booger nose
As we sat in class
Everybody always knows
Packy passes gas

Packy’s gone and he’s never coming back
He choked on his vomit
and he’s never never never coming back

He wore high-water pants
With his crack poking out
Never gave him a chance
What was he about.
There’s a boy that goes to my school
We were mean and we were cruel
We drove him insane

Packy’s gone and he’s never coming back
He choked on his vomit
and he’s never never never coming back.

Wesley Willis

Wesley Willis was a rock ’n’ roll singer
Wesley Willis was a rock ’n’ roll man
Wesley Willis was a rock ’n’ roll singer
Now he’s rock ’n’ roll dead

He was more than a rock ’n’ roll singer
He was rock ’n’ roll
Rock rock rock rock rock rock rock rock rock rock rock ’n’ roll

Wesley Willis was a rock ’n’ roll singer
Wesley Willis was a rock ’n’ roll man
Wesley Willis was a rock ’n’ roll singer
Now he’s rock ’n’ roll dead

He was more than a rock ’n’roll singer
He was rock ’n’ roll
Rock rock rock rock rock rock rock rock rock rock rock ’n’ roll

Wesley Willis was a rock ’n’ roll singer
Wesley Willis was a rock ’n’ roll man
Wesley Willis was a rock ’n’ roll singer
Now he’s rock ’n’ roll dead

Big Long Car

There’s one thing that I’m sure of
I’m not sure what it is
Maybe it’s a big long car
Maybe it will take you far

There’s one thing that I’m sure of
I’m not sure what it is
Maybe it’s a part of a dream
Maybe it’s not what it seems

I use to know the ending
Before I read the book
Now I’m just pretending
Do I really wanna look?
I use to know the ending
Before I read the book
Now I’m just pretending
Do I really wanna look?

There’s one thing that I’m sure of
I’m not sure what it is
Maybe it’s a big long car
Maybe it will take you far

There’s one thing that I’m sure of
I’m not sure what it is
Maybe it’s a part of the past
Maybe it wasn’t meant to last

I use to know the ending
Before I read the book
Now I’m just pretending
Do I really wanna look?

I use to know the ending
Before I read the book
Now I’m just pretending
Do I really wanna look?

There’s one thing that I’m sure of
I’m not sure what it is
Maybe it’s a big long car

Judy’s Got A Boyfriend

There’s something familiar
Like hugging a pillow
Makes me think of then
Makes me think of when
We were the best of friends
But now it just depends
I call you on the phone
But you’re never home

Because Judy’s got a boyfriend, baby
Judy’s got a man
It didn’t make much sense at first
But now I understand

Now he says he
Wants to marry
It’s not what you’re looking for
So now you’re out that door
You were the best of friends
I guess it just depends
He calls you on the phone
But you’re never home

Because Judy’s got a boyfriend, baby
Judy’s got a man
It didn’t make much sense at first
But now I understand